How to Traumatize Your Children. 7 proven meathods to help you screw up your kids deliverately and with skill. After all, no one gets out of their childhood unscathed. Its inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children somehow, whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way! Or for those with intentions of not making the mistakes others make, which is virtually impossible, at least you can understand some of the consequences of different child rearing approaches.
Makes a great gift for new parents to be!
Learn how to:
- Determine your natural traumatizing "Type"
- Cultivate your children's resentment
- Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday
- Defend your choices against others who've opted to traumatize their children differently.
*Please don't actually attempt to purposely srew up your kids. This is for jokes only, but can be a great reference of what is known to happen with some extreme parently approaches.