100 Reasons To Panic About Being A Cat Lady: You're a reasonable, neurotic human being, and boy, there sure are a lot of things to freak out about. Like cats, lots and lots of cats. You can never love too many cats. Or as a relative says "I will know when I am cat lady when I can't remember all of their names". Record your stressed-out thoughts in this journal, then reassure yourself that everything's going to be fine. Probably.